My food creations and other food thoughts

chrssy: riding your man like I can’t not reblog this….I peed laughing….

Wed, 22 May 2013 20:27:56 -0400

chrssy: riding your man like I can’t not reblog this….I peed laughing….

collegehumor: dorkly: The Sims Career Ladder That’s how you...

Tue, 21 May 2013 18:18:22 -0400

collegehumor:

dorkly:

The Sims Career Ladder

That’s how you climb the corporate ladder.

So now when you do Alt + Reblog, the reblog symbol turns green, "explodes" and then disappears.

Mon, 20 May 2013 23:28:46 -0400

theshelbylife: incestuous-lesbianponies: laurarw: I THOUGHT THIS WAS KIDDING SOGMLASG HOLY...

muppetmayhem: Bailey and Rowlf Ivory...

Mon, 20 May 2013 09:18:41 -0400

muppetmayhem:

Bailey and Rowlf Ivory Ticklin

by ~WonderDookie

Bill Bailey and Rowlf!! I think I just died and went to heaven! XD

prbuick11: shewbs: blutunez: JESUS what did i just listen...

Sun, 19 May 2013 22:16:34 -0400

prbuick11:

shewbs:

blutunez:

JESUS

what did i just listen to

prbuick11: shewbs: blutunez: JESUS what did i just listen...

Sun, 19 May 2013 22:15:43 -0400

prbuick11:

shewbs:

blutunez:

JESUS

what did i just listen to

No one follows me anyway....

Sun, 19 May 2013 22:08:18 -0400

1. Last kiss 2. Last phone call 3. Last text message 4. Last song you listened to 5. Last...

buzzfeedfood: Not exactly seasonal, but looks so good. DRUNKEN...

Sat, 18 May 2013 12:18:41 -0400

buzzfeedfood:

Not exactly seasonal, but looks so good.

DRUNKEN SPAGHETTI

Recipe by Fabio Viviani / Photo by Matt Armendariz

Serves 2

INGREDIENTS

2 quarts water
1 bottle red wine (old or leftover is fine)
1 lb. dry spaghetti
½ lb. pancetta, diced
2 tbsp. butter
½ cup ricotta cheese
½ cup walnuts, chopped
Shaved Pecorino cheese to top

PREPARATION
Bring the water and the wine to a boil in a large pot. Cook the pasta in it until the pasta is al dente. Drain, reserving a few tablespoons of the cooking liquid.

In a sauté pan large enough to hold the pasta, cook the pancetta in the butter until its fat has been rendered.

Add the spaghetti and about 1 tablespoon of the reserved cooking liquid to the sauté pan. Once the liquid has reduced, remove the pasta from the heat.

Add the ricotta and walnuts and mix with tongs. Top with the Pecorino and serve.

Recipe and photo courtesy of FABIO’S ITALIAN KITCHEN by Fabio Viviani. Copyright © 2013, VF Legacy, LLC. Published by Hyperion in April 2013.

whtev-r: OKAY IM DOING A SCHOOL PROJECT ON GAY MARRIAGE AND I HAVE TO USE STATISTICS SO REBLOG IF...

Wed, 15 May 2013 23:31:10 -0400

whtev-r: OKAY IM DOING A SCHOOL PROJECT ON GAY MARRIAGE AND I HAVE TO USE STATISTICS SO REBLOG IF...

dutdutgoose: chandra75: hiddleswiggles: every-loki-lies: rxlc...

Wed, 15 May 2013 23:29:34 -0400

dutdutgoose:

chandra75:

hiddleswiggles:

every-loki-lies:

rxlconvoy:

GOOD GUY ROBERT DOWNEY JR.

Marvel is being a piece of shit and idiot for thinking of recasting. The actors are already becoming characters.

You can’t just stick some dude in the place of Chris Hemsworth and call him Thor.

That would be the DUMBEST thing ever. So good for RDJ.

I would throw a fit

Does anyone remember the first Hulk movie??? Lol

fuckyeahfeminists: Costco CEO Craig Jelinek supports raising...

Wed, 15 May 2013 23:27:19 -0400

fuckyeahfeminists:

Costco CEO Craig Jelinek supports raising the minimum wage.

Costco announced record profits today, averaging $10,000 in profit per employee compared to $7,400 at Walmart.
The secret to Costco’s success is paying employees well, providing benefits, and giving them an opportunity to unionize.

So large corporations’ excuses that treating & paying workers well would damage profits are all a crock of shit.

I wonder if they are hiring, 45k, that’s almost double my annual salary!

Put 'unf' in my ask if you find me attractive.

Wed, 15 May 2013 23:23:29 -0400

Thoughts going out to the Colts Drum and Bugle Corps today.

Tue, 14 May 2013 15:48:24 -0400

This just made my day…

Tue, 14 May 2013 10:05:43 -0400

This just made my day…

thugkitchen: ANYBODY CAN GRILL A FUCKING BURGER OR HOTDOG....

Fri, 10 May 2013 21:21:37 -0400

thugkitchen:

ANYBODY CAN GRILL A FUCKING BURGER OR HOTDOG. Elevate your grilling game with something that simpleminded motherfuckers wouldn’t even consider. Grilling veggies is some classy shit and it only takes a few minutes. I am not talking about some played out portabella burger that tastes like a dirty sponge. Eggplant, artichokes, okra, lettuce: all that shit can be thrown on the grill and are in peak form during the spring and summer. People are guaranteed to come correct next time you invite them over. Raise the fucking bar and grill to impress.

GRILLED ROMAINE HEARTS WITH AVOCADO LIME DRESSING

2 romaine hearts, washed, trimmed, and sliced in half

1 clove of garlic, chopped up all small

2 tablespoons olive oil

a pinch of salt and pepper

Avocado Lime Dressing

1 ripe avocado

1/3 cup fresh lime juice

2 tablespoons rice vinegar

1 tablespoon olive oil

1 clove garlic, chopped all small

½ teaspoon agave or honey

1/4 teaspoon cumin

1/4 cup water

salt to taste

For the dressing, put all the ingredients in a small food processor or blender and combine until creamy. Add the pinch of sea salt and mix it in. If that shit looks way too thick, add more water until it looks like salad dressing. Pour it all into a small container and refrigerate until the lettuce is ready.

To grill the romaine hearts, heat the grill to a medium-low heat. As long as the grill isn’t crazy hot, you are good. While the grill heats up, mix the garlic, olive oil and salt and pepper in a little cup. Brush or spoon the oil mixture to the cut side of the lettuce. This isn’t the fucking dressing so go easy. Place the lettuce face down on the grill for 60 seconds or until there are clear grill marks and the leaves are beginning to wilt. Flip the hearts over and grill the other side for another 60 seconds. You want the leaves to look charred but not all fucking limp so pay attention. When they look good, put them on a plate and put some dressing over the hearts. Top with sliced green onions, chopped cilantro, and plenty of black pepper.

Enough for 4 people with some extra dressing

We shared this recipe with our homies over at GQ Online, go check them out.

plaidcushion: Today i saw a bench that looked like it was...

Fri, 10 May 2013 21:18:00 -0400

plaidcushion:

Today i saw a bench that looked like it was supposed to be a really cool art piece but on further inspection had just been hit by a car

What if the car hitting the bench was PART of the creation process??

How I feel sometimes at the restaurant….

Wed, 08 May 2013 23:32:09 -0400

How I feel sometimes at the restaurant….

Have at it grammar folks!!

Wed, 08 May 2013 23:12:59 -0400

Have at it grammar folks!!

Photo

Wed, 08 May 2013 13:49:28 -0400

WHAT THE MOTHER FUCKING FUCK?!?!?!

Tue, 07 May 2013 20:47:03 -0400

everydayisgonnabeagreatday: SO TUMBLR PROM IS TODAY AND NONE OF YOU FOLLOWERS OF MINE ASKED ME TO...